Tag Archives: Calorie Counting

What is going on here?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude… [takes a humungculous bong rip] It’s all a big F’ing conspiracy maan. Like… From like, I don’t know, like… even that Quaker Oat guy. That smug F’er and his rosy cheeks might be the F’ing king pin for all I know. … Continue reading

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[Update] Spark People Reports

UPDATE: This post was written prior to my discovery of a paleo type diet. My opinions on how to achieve optimal nutrition and wellness have changed. Calorie counting is not an exact science, even with a great diet tracker like Spark People. I … Continue reading

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The Future…

…is not what I expected. No hover board, gender swapping dinosaurs,  or sexy French maid robots that can tie cherry stems into flying cars with their tongues. While my 13 year old self would be severely disappointed in the way … Continue reading

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The Little “Eh, @#$% IT!” Moments

I was doing so well with the caterpillar diet and Sporty Spice exercise routine. I was. It was a new me, the beer swilling heathen reborn as a vegetable grinding calorie counting health machine. It was only a matter of time before I acquired a taste … Continue reading

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