Tag Archives: Diet

What is going on here?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude… [takes a humungculous bong rip] It’s all a big F’ing conspiracy maan. Like… From like, I don’t know, like… even that Quaker Oat guy. That smug F’er and his rosy cheeks might be the F’ing king pin for all I know. … Continue reading

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You Eat Like a Girl!

UPDATE: This post was written prior to my discovery of a paleo type diet. My opinions on how to achieve optimal nutrition and wellness have changed.   I am 6′ 7”, ripped, and training for the Lumberjack World Championships. I can … Continue reading

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Sabotaging Greatness

I did not achieve most of what I set out to accomplish last week. I blew my diet completely, I didn’t write a single blog post, and I only got two (out of the four) job applications out.  I consider myself … Continue reading

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I’m a Homicidal Maniac

Confession time. I killed my diet the other night. I was walking home when I received a call from a beautiful dame. She asked me if we could go to the food carts in our neighborhood for dinner. I knew then and there it … Continue reading

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[Update] Spark People Reports

UPDATE: This post was written prior to my discovery of a paleo type diet. My opinions on how to achieve optimal nutrition and wellness have changed. Calorie counting is not an exact science, even with a great diet tracker like Spark People. I … Continue reading

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The Future…

…is not what I expected. No hover board, gender swapping dinosaurs,  or sexy French maid robots that can tie cherry stems into flying cars with their tongues. While my 13 year old self would be severely disappointed in the way … Continue reading

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The Little “Eh, @#$% IT!” Moments

I was doing so well with the caterpillar diet and Sporty Spice exercise routine. I was. It was a new me, the beer swilling heathen reborn as a vegetable grinding calorie counting health machine. It was only a matter of time before I acquired a taste … Continue reading

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