Tag Archives: Fitness
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude… [takes a humungculous bong rip] It’s all a big F’ing conspiracy maan. Like… From like, I don’t know, like… even that Quaker Oat guy. That smug F’er and his rosy cheeks might be the F’ing king pin for all I know. … Continue reading
I did not achieve most of what I set out to accomplish last week. I blew my diet completely, I didn’t write a single blog post, and I only got two (out of the four) job applications out. I consider myself … Continue reading
Monday Morning Commute The shoelace knot is my favorite knot. This is why I refuse to learn about any other (lesser) knots. The morning began for me like most mornings with an insatiable craving for happy ladybug cake and a … Continue reading
It looks like this is the last dry day we are having for a while in Portland and I wanted to take advantage of it with a walk to work.
I like getting my daily cardio exercise in by tacking on a few extra miles to my bike commute and calling it good. I promise to bore you to death about this on a regular basis in future posts. Today … Continue reading
I was doing so well with the caterpillar diet and Sporty Spice exercise routine. I was. It was a new me, the beer swilling heathen reborn as a vegetable grinding calorie counting health machine. It was only a matter of time before I acquired a taste … Continue reading